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Holy Cow!

Cow It's Father's Day Tomorrow -- time for a sizzling steak or bit of British beef stew? Like your birthday, Father's Day should mean you can eat whatever you want all day long. But nowadays, there may be more truth than ever in Satchel Paige's First and Second Rules for Staying Young:

  1. Avoid fried meats which anger up the blood, and
  2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts
The resting part sounds tempting, but if we are not careful, tomorrow's Dads, already sun-shy and smoke-free, may even be forced to give up one of the remaining bastions of gastronomic freedom -- the right to eat beef!

Posted June 15, 1996.
© Copyright 1996 OBS